Dear Mr. Lloyd,
I write to You, cause I want to say “thanks” for the only one Independent GOD on this world. I knew it from my first watch o Troma’s movies, that was “The Toxic Avenger”. After that, I must see complete serie, and I still want more so I buy “Class of Nuke ‘Em High” trilogy. Now I was be sure that Toxic Nuclear Waste is that what I want from cinema. I don’t wanna lie, I love movies, many genres, many directors… but in my heart after many years is still god B-Movies and in that You are my Master. Please, don’t think that I’m a one of these fans, who say only “Lloyd! You’re Awsome!”… Anybody can say that, Anybody who don’t runs away when listen “Troma Entertaiment” of course 🙂 For me Troma give me a chance for a freak out from simply reality, from everyday. I can sit on couch, run some “Tromeo & Juliet” or “Stg. Kabukiman” i don’t need to worry about next hours. Thank You for these, Llloyd, really. I don’t know better way to get back my good mood. What can I say, I wish You all what the best, houdreds of movies, tousands of fake blood and billions of boobies! 🙂 I hope You’re immortal cause I can’t imagine the world without You. And if We are in this moment, I have a little request to You, can u give me just a simply autograph? I need a small souvenir from U… For remeber of Your exist. Please, sign for me photo, illustration, sticker, or even just empty page from notebook. And if You can, please write “for Tupolec”, it’s my nickname, it’s more unique than simply name 😉 I hope that You will read this short thanks from me and do this little favor for me, Houndred Years once again Dear Lloyd Kaufman!
Your big and faithful fan,
PS. Maybe You can give me e-mail address to Julie Strain? I searching for that from many time and still nothing… She played in Troma’s “Tales from the Crapper”, but what I say… You’re Lloyd, You know that 🙂 I want to say something to her as for You… I’m Her fan too. So please, if You can do this for me… I’ll be very grateful to end of my life 🙂
THIS IS TYPICAL OF THE FAN LETTERS WE GET……
Dear Mr. Lloyd,