Directed by Sergio Lapel
Starring Kirk Wilson, Larry Palatta, Dawn Spinella, Leo Otero, Erin Smith, Amie Childers
But when the sexy, syringe-toothed Diana decides she wants a long-term commitment (like forever), Edmond gets cold feet. He likes being mortal. Diana makes Edmond an offer he can’t refuse: bring her models for her upcoming art show or she’ll kill him. Now a mortal slave, Edmond loses his mind bringing doomed female objects du art to Diana until he meets Dee, a homeless prostitute that could be the key to ending this insane bloodlust. So if you have a scarf, wear it; if you have two hands, cover your eyes; if you have a funny bone, get ready to be tickled, and remember: blood is thicker than water-color!