Terror Firmer
TROMA HAVE CLEARLY INFLUENCED RAUNCHY HOLLYWOOD FARE LIKE "AMERICAN PIE" AND "SCARY MOVIE!"
-- Jonathan Foreman, New York Post

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Terror Firmer is the latest moneymaking Dali-esque masterpiece unleashed by director Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma Team. Their trademark manic humor combines with a new darker sensibility to create the latest in a legendary line of genre-bending classics. Inspired by Lloyd Kaufman's book, "All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger" (Penguin Putnam), Terror Firmer is the most action packed, most personal, most bizarre, and most commercial celluloidal adventure in the 25-year history of Troma Entertainment. Honored by Film Festivals the world over, Terror Firmer has firmly established Troma as THE fount of mass appeal alternative cinema, the world's source for something challenging and original.

"PACKED WITH MORE ACTIVITY THAN A DORMITORY HALLWAY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!"
-- Elvis Mitchell, New York Times

"MICHAEL HERZ & LLOYD KAUFMAN'S WORKS HAVE BECOME INCREASINGLY ADEPT, NIMBLY SELF-REFERENTIAL ABSURDIST BURLESQUES."
-- Nick Rutigliano, The Village Voice

DVD FEATURES:

Disc 1

  • Digitally Mastered Director's Cut Feature
  • Audio Commentary by Lloyd Kaufman
  • Audio commentary by the Editors
  • Audio Commentary by the Actors
  • Extensive Deleted Scenes
  • Commentary over Deleted Scenes
  • Option to play Terror Firmer w/ Deleted scenes intact
  • Alternate Scenes shot but never used -
  • Terror Firmer Auditions
  • Hilarious Bloopers
  • Comic book to film comparison
  • Original Theatrical Trailer

Disc 2

  • Full length Documentary "The Making of Terror Firmer"
  • Lunachicks Music Video
  • Entombed Music Video
  • DJ Polo Feat. Ron Jeremy Music Video
  • Book Promo
  • Tromadance Promo
  • Straight Talk with Alyce LaTourelle
  • Kaufman Family Secrets
  • Terror Firmer Video Game (DVD-ROM)
  • Troma Trailers

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Thanks to our fans that have actively promoted Terror Firmer in Los Angeles, the movie screened for 6 months to captive audiences and universal praise!

"Lloyd Kaufman is a genius! The world no longer has to wonder what would happen if Robert Altman, The Farrelly Bros, and Dario Argento teamed-up to direct a film! (Besides, it wouldn't turn out as good as this!) The Troma Team has bested their best with Terror Firmer, and everytime I watch it, I leave screaming: 'Let's go make some ART!'"
-
Kevin Eastman, Publisher, Heavy Metal Magazine, and Co-Creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 

"PURE GENIUS!"
- LA NEW TIMES
"A tour de force comedy... the finest Troma film ever made!"
- John Keeyes, GC Magazine
"Astounding...I'm awestruck!"
-
John W.Bowen, RUE MORGUE

"The most briliant subversive comedy about the film industry ever made!"
- Dan Cziraky, VideoScope


Terror Firmer is the critically acclaimed story of a low budget film crew, led by their blind film director, Larry Benjamin (Played by Troma Co-Founder Lloyd Kaufman), trying to make some art. In addition to the typical trials and travails of a Troma set, the crew finds themselves set upon by a sexually conflicted, bomb bearing serial killer. You will feel for the cast as they fight for their lives and their art in the sexiest, scariest, funniest movie of the year!
Lloyd Kaufman, "The Frank Capra of splatter films strikes again."
-Salon.com
"A CLASSIC!"
- FANGORIA
"A BARREL OF LAUGHS!"
- Lisa Nesselson, "VARIETY"
"Terror Firmer's pace (is) up to the fast and furious Troma standard."
- Los Angeles Times

You will be mesmerized by production assistant Jennifer (enchanting Alyce LaTourelle) as she struggles to succeed on set and to decide between the two men in her life- straitlaced Casey (exciting Will Keenan) and over the edge Jerry (smoldering Trent Haaga). This threesome heats up as the killer draws even nearer. As the insanity increases and the bodies amass, the crew bands together (both physically and sexually) against the threat in their midst. Who will the killer be? How can he\she\it be stopped? Who will die next? And just what is this fascination with pickles? You must watch Terror Firmer to find out. The shattering conclusion will fill you, it will thrill you- you will never be the same after witnessing Troma's Terror Firmer!


Terror Firmer features a talented ensemble cast of young and rising stars (mysterious Debbie Rochon, stunning Sheri Wenden and many more.) It also includes surprise appearances by Theo from the Lunachicks, Lemmy from Motorhead, the lovely Ron Jeremy and a few people connected with Troma's Cannibal! the Musical, along with many others. Terror Firmer also has a hot alternative soundtrack available from Go Cart Records, featuring songs from Entombed, The Lunachicks, Man Scouts of America, Motorhead, Two Man Advantage, Toilet Boys and Catch 22 to name a few. Terror Firmer is the best film of the new millennium from the company that continues to bring you Movies of the Future!