TROMA
HAVE CLEARLY INFLUENCED RAUNCHY HOLLYWOOD FARE LIKE "AMERICAN
PIE" AND "SCARY MOVIE!"
-- Jonathan Foreman, New York Post
Terror Firmer is the latest moneymaking Dali-esque masterpiece
unleashed by director Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma Team. Their
trademark manic humor combines with a new darker sensibility to
create the latest in a legendary line of genre-bending classics.
Inspired by Lloyd Kaufman's book, "All
I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger" (Penguin Putnam), Terror Firmer is the most action packed,
most personal, most bizarre, and most commercial celluloidal adventure
in the 25-year history of Troma Entertainment. Honored by Film
Festivals the world over, Terror Firmer has firmly established
Troma as THE fount of mass appeal alternative cinema, the world's
source for something challenging and original.
"PACKED WITH
MORE ACTIVITY THAN A DORMITORY HALLWAY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!"
-- Elvis Mitchell, New York Times
"MICHAEL
HERZ & LLOYD KAUFMAN'S WORKS HAVE BECOME INCREASINGLY ADEPT,
NIMBLY SELF-REFERENTIAL ABSURDIST BURLESQUES."
-- Nick Rutigliano, The Village Voice
WATCH THE HERMAPHRODITE PSA FROM TERROR FIRMER
TAKE A PEEP AT THE TERROR FIRMER 'NAKED RUN' SCENE
DVD
FEATURES:
Disc 1
Digitally Mastered Director's Cut Feature
Audio Commentary by Lloyd Kaufman
Audio commentary by the Editors
Audio Commentary by the Actors
Extensive Deleted Scenes
Commentary over Deleted Scenes
Option to play Terror Firmer w/ Deleted scenes intact
Alternate Scenes shot but never used -
Terror Firmer Auditions
Hilarious Bloopers
Comic book to film comparison
Original Theatrical Trailer
Disc 2
Full length Documentary "The Making of Terror Firmer"
Lunachicks Music Video
Entombed Music Video
DJ Polo Feat. Ron Jeremy Music Video
Book Promo
Tromadance Promo
Straight Talk with Alyce LaTourelle
Kaufman Family Secrets
Terror Firmer Video Game (DVD-ROM)
Troma Trailers
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Thanks
to our fans that have actively promoted Terror Firmer in
Los Angeles, the movie screened for 6 months to captive audiences
and universal praise!
"Lloyd
Kaufman is a genius! The world no longer has to wonder what would
happen if Robert Altman, The Farrelly Bros, and Dario Argento
teamed-up to direct a film! (Besides, it wouldn't turn out as
good as this!) The Troma Team has bested their best with Terror
Firmer, and everytime I watch it, I leave screaming: 'Let's
go make some ART!'"
-Kevin
Eastman, Publisher, Heavy Metal Magazine, and Co-Creator of Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles
"PURE
GENIUS!"
- LA NEW TIMES
"A
tour de force comedy... the finest Troma film ever made!"
- John Keeyes, GC Magazine
"Astounding...I'm
awestruck!"
- John
W.Bowen, RUE MORGUE
"The
most briliant subversive comedy about the film industry ever made!"
- Dan Cziraky, VideoScope
Terror
Firmer
is the critically acclaimed story of a low budget film crew, led by
their blind film director, Larry Benjamin (Played by Troma
Co-Founder Lloyd Kaufman), trying to make some art. In addition to
the typical trials and travails of a Troma set, the crew finds themselves
set upon by a sexually conflicted, bomb bearing serial killer. You
will feel for the cast as they fight for their lives and their art
in the sexiest, scariest, funniest movie of the year!
Lloyd
Kaufman, "The Frank Capra of splatter films strikes again."
-Salon.com
"A
CLASSIC!" - FANGORIA
"A
BARREL OF LAUGHS!"
- Lisa Nesselson, "VARIETY"
"Terror
Firmer's pace (is) up to the fast and furious Troma standard."
- Los Angeles Times
You will
be mesmerized by production assistant Jennifer (enchanting Alyce
LaTourelle) as she struggles to succeed on set and to decide
between the two men in her life- straitlaced Casey (exciting Will
Keenan) and over the edge Jerry (smoldering Trent Haaga).
This threesome heats up as the killer draws even nearer. As the
insanity increases and the bodies amass, the crew bands together
(both physically and sexually) against the threat in their midst.
Who will the killer be? How can he\she\it be stopped? Who will die
next? And just what is this fascination with pickles? You must watch
Terror Firmer to find out. The shattering conclusion will
fill you, it will thrill you- you will never be the same after witnessing
Troma's Terror Firmer!
Terror
Firmer
features a talented ensemble cast of young and rising stars (mysterious
Debbie Rochon, stunning Sheri Wenden and many more.)
It also includes surprise appearances by Theo from the Lunachicks,
Lemmy from Motorhead, the lovely Ron Jeremy and
a few people connected with Troma's Cannibal! the Musical,
along with many others. Terror Firmer also has a hot alternative
soundtrack available from Go Cart Records, featuring songs from
Entombed, The Lunachicks, Man Scouts of America, Motorhead, Two
Man Advantage, Toilet Boys and Catch 22 to name a few.
Terror Firmer is the best film of the new millennium from
the company that continues to bring you Movies of the Future!
Have you made your own film?
Troma Entertainment is looking for new acquisitions to add to it's Troma-rific film library!
Send your FINISHED, FEATURE-LENGTH or SHORT films to:
Troma
Entertainment, ATTN: Acquisitions • 36-40 11th St. • LIC, NY 11106
Terror Firmer is the latest moneymaking Dali-esque masterpiece
unleashed by director Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma Team. Their
trademark manic humor combines with a new darker sensibility to
create the latest in a legendary line of genre-bending classics.
Inspired by Lloyd Kaufman's book, 
