Throughout
the history of film there have been many classics...
This
is not one of them.
Welcome
to Tales From the Crapper, an epic of biblical proportions and
questionable taste. Boasting the greatest cast and largest breasts ever
assembled in Troma's thirty year history, Tales From the Crapper
will cause you to lock your door, look under your bed and pray for daylight.
Tales
from the Crapper is the inaugural film in Troma Entertainment and
Lloyd von Kaufmans acclaimed Dogpile
95 Doctrine of Digital Filmmaking, and is destined to be
part of all the critics must see lists this year.
Filmed
on three continents, over a three year period, with six directors, fifteen
writer and a cast of hundreds, Tales from the Crapper adds up
to pure en-TROMA-tainment! Hosted by everyones favroite harbinger
of the horrible, The Crapkeeper, Tales from the Crapper boasts
not one but TWO films in one extraordinary digital feature! Twice the
monsters! Twice the fat guys! And twice the boobies!
Tired
of searching for the perfect blend of highbrow entertainment, kung-fu
action, alien adventure and hot vampire lesbian sex? Well, look no further,
because Tales from the Crapper is the perfect combination of
those things!