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Rock Nazis
Must Die: I wanna MP3 all night & Napster every day!
by Lloyd Kaufman with Adam Jahnke
| Anyone for the free exchange of ideas and art? Anyone
care to watch a movie or listen to your favorite hard rock quartet without
choking to death on advertising and the big corporate cock? |
The
recent lawsuits brought by Metallica and Dr. Dre against
the MP3-swapping company Napster has already insured that students
at the University of Southern California, Indiana University, and Yale
(Michael Herz's and my alma mater) will be struck deaf to the ideals of
free speech. These same universities that bravely fought to end the Vietnam
War long before it was the fashion statement it eventually became, have
decided to fold their tents and withdraw access to Napster to their students
instead of face a corporate lawsuit about rock music and the First Amendment.
Students at Yale pay $40,000 a year, and some of them have to suck dick
to get it, only to have access to art and information taken away from
them. So despite the bruised knees and lockjaw, if you're at Yale, you
can't download a five-minute Metallica song, but you can sure as shit
head over to the college bookstore and shell out close to twenty bucks
for the fucking Backstreet Boys CD
Our Lesbians mock
you Metallica |
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It's downright
sickening that one of these lawsuits is spearheaded by Metallica. Once
upon a time, this band fully subscribed to the ideals of free speech
and access to art. At their early concerts, the band threw out copies
of their album to the crowd. But now that they've achieved global domination
with Elektra (owned by Big Brother himself, Time/Warner), they have
learned to suck and swallow with the best of them. For a garage band
just starting out, like Metallica once was, Napster can be the best
thing that ever happened to them. They're tossing out free albums to
their fans on a global scale.
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