Essays from the Desk of Mayor Lloyd Kaufman

ITCHY ‘ROIDS: • RALPH NADER, TOXIC CRUSADER • Lloyd endorses Green Party Candidate Ralph Nader for President! • GOING, GOING, GONE-ZALEZ! • An article about Elian Gonzalez and the fetishism of the American media - featuring Keep Elian Out Flash Game • HOW STAN BRAKHAGE BIRTHED THE TOXIC AVENGER • • LLOYD LOSES IT OVER THE W.T.O. • Spread your cheeks America, and don't expect any lube. • ART: IT AIN'T ALWAYS PRETTY • • WHY I LOVE GAY PEOPLE • • KAUFMAN ON CANNES • • ELIA KAZAN SUCKS, IT'S AN OSCAR OUTRAGE • Read Lloyd Kaufman's Curriculum Vitae Hollywood redefines "independence;" Rich people the world over clap politely and count their money December 28, 2007 IFTA Bulletin Feature: Mr. Kaufman goes to Washington! The IFTA bulletin highlighting Lloyd's efforts to educate members of Congress and the FCC about independent art. December 20, 2006 Lloyd Kaufman's CALL TO ACTION! The Troma Team needs your help... So does independent art! November 20, 2006 Introduction the the book, "Cult People" An advance look at the intro for NICANO LORETI's upcoming book October 11, 2006 “United 93”: High-jacking Hypocrisy (or “If We Don’t See This Movie, Then the Terrorists Have Won!”) May 3, 2006 Lloyd's Review of Cannibal Holocaust November 11, 2005 Lloyd speaks out on this year's Oscars February 28, 2005 Mr. Troma Goes to Washington June 1, 2004 Lloyd's Thoughts on all this fucking censorship May 3, 2004 Lloyd Kaufman in Kosovo October 8, 2003 The Debilitating Effects of Nep-Autism August 8, 2003 The FCC - Brought To You By Disney ® August 8, 2003 Lloyd Kaufman's Top Ten Movie Villains July 31, 2003 RACISM ALIVE AND WELL AT TROMA? PIRACY MAY BE GOOD… THE UNSUNG HERO OF 911: THE AMERICAN MAINSTREAM MEDIA!!! LLOYD KAUFMAN ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MPAA RATING BOARD LATEST ESSAY: NEW TECHNOLOGY & THE INTERNET: Viable Distribution Outlet or Hollywood's Latest Prison Bitch? ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INVADES THE NY TIMES July 31, 2001: (Or, Economic Blacklisting, Cultural Facisim, and the National Organization of Women) LLOYD KAUFMAN'S JUST SEEN AI ...and think's it's a boring piece of trite shit!! (July 6, 2001) TRIUMPH OF THE SWILL: Another Online Outpost of Freedom Bites the Dust. First Napster, now mp3.com. LETTER TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL Lloyd Kaufman vs. Ted Nugent STUDENTS WHO SHOOT STUDENTS Lloyd Kaufman looks at the three "R"s: Reading, Writing & Rampaging! MARILU HENNER, ELTON JOHN & OTHER RABID GRANNIES! Lloyd Kaufman's latest essay on how the Baby Boomers have refused to share the cultural, political and economic spotlight! NAPSTER & FREEDOM! Napster's future and how it effects art & the Internet! READ LLOYD KAUFMAN'S LETTER TO THE NEW YORK TIMES ABOUT THE GRAMMIES! Too truthful for publication! TOXIE SAYS, "LEGALIZE IT! DON'T CRITICIZE IT!" Lloyd Kaufman demands an end to America's senseless drug war! IN MEMORIAM: VINCENT CANBY Lloyd Kaufman remembers a sincere friend of cinema VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE! Despite what the liberal pundits are telling you, you should vote Nader... in your heart you know it's right! CHAINS WITHOUT BALLS Why the conglomerate owned theaters are going bankrupt. BIG BROTHER GOES NUTZOID Lloyd's latest article about the conspiritorial ambitions of the corporate, bureaucratic and labor elites! NAPSTER NO MORE Lloyd expresses the Troma Team's disgust at the recent Napster ruling.

THE BEST OF CLASSIC ‘ROIDS BY LLOYD KAUFMAN • Home of the ‘Roids •
Legalize It, Don't Criticize it!	Troma Vs. Metallica!
Triumph of the Swill (First Napster, now Mp3.com!)	Elia Kazan Sucks, It's an Oscar Outrage!
Chains Without Balls	Napster & Freedom (Part 4 in the Napster series)
Big Brother Goes Nutzoid	Napster No More (Part 3 in the Napster series)
Ralph Nader, Toxic Crusader	Troma vs. Metallica (Part 2 in the Napster series)
Going Going Gone-zalez!	Rock Nazis Must Die (Part 1 in the Napster series)
Lloyd Loses it Over the W.T.O.	How Stan Brakhage Birthed the Toxic Avenger
Why I Love Gay People	Art: It Ain't Always Pretty