Lloyd's Roids

Essays from the Desk of
Mayor Lloyd Kaufman


“United 93”: High-jacking Hypocrisy
(or “If We Don’t See This Movie, Then the Terrorists Have Won!”)

May 3, 2006

Lloyd's Review of Cannibal Holocaust
November 11, 2005

Lloyd speaks out on this year's Oscars
February 28, 2005

Mr. Troma Goes to Washington
June 1, 2004

Lloyd's Thoughts on all this fucking censorship
May 3, 2004

Lloyd Kaufman in Kosovo
October 8, 2003

The Debilitating Effects of Nep-Autism
August 8, 2003

The FCC - Brought To You By Disney ®
August 8, 2003

Lloyd Kaufman's Top Ten Movie Villains
July 31, 2003

RACISM ALIVE AND WELL AT TROMA?

PIRACY MAY BE GOOD…

THE UNSUNG HERO OF 911: THE AMERICAN MAINSTREAM MEDIA!!!

LLOYD KAUFMAN ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MPAA RATING BOARD

LATEST ESSAY: NEW TECHNOLOGY & THE INTERNET:
Viable Distribution Outlet or Hollywood's Latest Prison Bitch?

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INVADES THE NY TIMES July 31, 2001:
(Or, Economic Blacklisting, Cultural Facisim, and the National Organization of Women)

LLOYD KAUFMAN'S JUST SEEN AI
...and think's it's a boring piece of trite shit!! (July 6, 2001)


TRIUMPH OF THE SWILL:
Another Online Outpost of Freedom Bites the Dust. First Napster, now mp3.com.


LETTER TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
Lloyd Kaufman vs. Ted Nugent


STUDENTS WHO SHOOT STUDENTS
Lloyd Kaufman looks at the three "R"s: Reading, Writing & Rampaging!


MARILU HENNER, ELTON JOHN & OTHER RABID GRANNIES!
Lloyd Kaufman's latest essay on how the Baby Boomers have refused to share the cultural, political and economic spotlight!


NAPSTER & FREEDOM!
Napster's future and how it effects art & the Internet!


READ LLOYD KAUFMAN'S LETTER TO THE NEW YORK TIMES ABOUT THE GRAMMIES!
Too truthful for publication!


TOXIE SAYS, "LEGALIZE IT! DON'T CRITICIZE IT!"
Lloyd Kaufman demands an end to America's senseless drug war!


IN MEMORIAM: VINCENT CANBY
Lloyd Kaufman remembers a sincere friend of cinema


VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE!
Despite what the liberal pundits are telling you, you should vote Nader... in your heart you know it's right!


CHAINS WITHOUT BALLS
Why the conglomerate owned theaters are going bankrupt.


BIG BROTHER GOES NUTZOID
Lloyd's latest article about the conspiritorial ambitions of the corporate, bureaucratic and labor elites!


NAPSTER NO MORE
Lloyd expresses the Troma Team's disgust at the recent Napster ruling.


MORE ESSAYS:

Read Lloyd Kaufman's Curriculum Vitae

Past Essays
THE BEST OF PAST ESSAYS BY LLOYD KAUFMAN
Rock Nazi's Must Die! Troma Vs. Metallica!
Legalize It, Don't Criticize it! Elia Kazan Sucks, It's an Oscar Outrage!
Chains Without Balls Napster & Freedom (Part 4 in the Napster series)
Big Brother Goes Nutzoid Napster No More (Part 3 in the Napster series)
Ralph Nader, Toxic Crusader Troma vs. Metallica (Part 2 in the Napster series)
Going Going Gone-zalez! Rock Nazis Must Die (Part 1 in the Napster series)
Lloyd Loses it Over the W.T.O. How Stan Brakhage Birthed the Toxic Avenger
Why I Love Gay People Art: It Ain't Always Pretty