Essays from the Desk of
Mayor Lloyd Kaufman

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“United 93”: High-jacking Hypocrisy
(or “If We Don’t See This Movie, Then the Terrorists Have Won!”)
May 3, 2006

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Lloyd's Review of Cannibal Holocaust
November 11, 2005

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Lloyd speaks out on this year's Oscars
February 28, 2005

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Mr. Troma Goes to Washington
June 1, 2004

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Lloyd's Thoughts on all this fucking censorship
May 3, 2004

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Lloyd Kaufman in Kosovo
October 8, 2003

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The Debilitating Effects of Nep-Autism
August 8, 2003

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The FCC - Brought To You By Disney ®
August 8, 2003

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Lloyd Kaufman's Top Ten Movie Villains
July 31, 2003

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RACISM ALIVE AND WELL AT TROMA?

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PIRACY MAY BE GOOD…

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THE UNSUNG HERO OF 911: THE AMERICAN MAINSTREAM MEDIA!!!

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LLOYD KAUFMAN ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MPAA RATING BOARD

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LATEST ESSAY: NEW TECHNOLOGY & THE INTERNET:
Viable Distribution Outlet or Hollywood's Latest Prison Bitch?

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INVADES THE NY TIMES July 31, 2001:
(Or, Economic Blacklisting, Cultural Facisim, and the National Organization of Women)

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LLOYD KAUFMAN'S JUST SEEN AI
...and think's it's a boring piece of trite shit!! (July 6, 2001)

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TRIUMPH OF THE SWILL:
Another Online Outpost of Freedom Bites the Dust. First Napster, now mp3.com.

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LETTER TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
Lloyd Kaufman vs. Ted Nugent

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STUDENTS WHO SHOOT STUDENTS
Lloyd Kaufman looks at the three "R"s: Reading, Writing & Rampaging!

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MARILU HENNER, ELTON JOHN & OTHER RABID GRANNIES!
Lloyd Kaufman's latest essay on how the Baby Boomers have refused to share the cultural, political and economic spotlight!

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NAPSTER & FREEDOM!
Napster's future and how it effects art & the Internet!

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READ LLOYD KAUFMAN'S LETTER TO THE NEW YORK TIMES ABOUT THE GRAMMIES!
Too truthful for publication!

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TOXIE SAYS, "LEGALIZE IT! DON'T CRITICIZE IT!"
Lloyd Kaufman demands an end to America's senseless drug war!

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IN MEMORIAM: VINCENT CANBY
Lloyd Kaufman remembers a sincere friend of cinema

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VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE!
Despite what the liberal pundits are telling you, you should vote Nader... in your heart you know it's right!

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CHAINS WITHOUT BALLS
Why the conglomerate owned theaters are going bankrupt.

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BIG BROTHER GOES NUTZOID
Lloyd's latest article about the conspiritorial ambitions of the corporate, bureaucratic and labor elites!

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NAPSTER NO MORE
Lloyd expresses the Troma Team's disgust at the recent Napster ruling.

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