EVOLVED: PART ONE, THE

  • Color
  • 2006
  • 82 min
  • Dolby Digital Sound

Directed by Andrew Senior, John Turner
Starring Jamie D. Allen, Michael Down, Ellen Mellon

From UK Filmmaker Andrew Senior comes The Evolved: Part 1, the first chapter in a twisted splatterpunk comedy epic that’s like Guy Ritchie’s Snatch by way of Peter Jackson’s Meet the Feebles and BBC’s “The Young Ones”!   Detective Danny Glover, Scarborough Police’s premiere dog-napping-ring buster and general fat bastard, arrives in London to help the clinically psychotic Detective Sonny Boy with a little problem; Who is butchering London’s dogs?  The answer seems obvious at first, it must be Burger Priest, the Pope’s neo-nazi clown-chef fast food empire!  The detectives embark on a covert mission to uncover Burger Priest’s dark secret, but even they are unprepared for the true horror and depth of the fast food franchise’s depravity.  Assisted by Feety, a heroin-addicted fetus, and Ellen Mellon, a New York reporter who also happens to be an animated ventriloquist’s doll, they must reveal the Pope’s evil plan and shut down Burger Priest for good!