monster who knows his stuffGreetings from Tromaville!
I’m Actium Maximus
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Well, first things first. I told you last month that there was an Easter Egg on the ZOMBIEGEDDON DVD, and that I would tell you this month where it is. Well, go to the Easter Egg page here, and discover it as though you had found it yourself, cheater.

On to the real deal…

August New Releases!

TROMEO & JULIET 10th ANNIVERSARY EDITION

TROMA IS EXCLUSIVELY SELLING TROMEO AND JULIET ONLY FROM THE STUDIO STORE WEBSITE FOR 2 WEEKS, FROM AUG. 8-AUG. 21. THIS SET DOES NOT HIT RETAIL STORES UNTIL AUG. 22, SO GET THE JUMP ON YOUR LAME-ASS FRIENDS WHO DON’T GO TO THE TROMA WEBSITE.

So you say that you think TROMEO AND JULIET is an overpraised mediocre film that is actually sort of boring? Well, then you’re gonna love these 10 hours of additional boring mediocre bonus features in the new 2-DISC 10th ANNIVERSARY EDITION, including…
  • 4 Audio Commentaries:
    • Brand-new 2006 commentary by writer James Gunn (SLITHER) and director Lloyd Kaufman (THE TOXIC AVENGER)
    • Brand-new 2006 commentary by editor Frank Reynolds (IN THE BEDROOM) and POULTRYGEIST editor Gabriel Friedman
    • 1997 commentary by James Gunn and his brother, actor Sean Gunn (GILMORE GIRLS), which was left off the original DVD due to its controversial content
    • Original 1997 commentary by Lloyd Kaufman

  • Deleted Scenes – Including the scene with Ron Jeremy, which was not included on the original DVD

  • New featurettes about the making of the new Lloyd and James commentary track, and Lloyd and James commenting on the deleted scenes.

  • More than two hours of Cast and Crew Interviews with…
    • Stephen Blackehart (“Benny Que”), in which Stephen talks about how he got injured constantly during the making of the film and how he got over being a snobby young actor.
    • Tiffany Shepis (“Peter”), in which Tiffany talks about how her love of Troma made her want to get into movies and how Troma fans have helped sustain her career so far.
    • Sean Gunn (“Sammy Capulet”), in which he talks about getting punched in the nose for real, the hellish conditions of shooting the movie, and why he would love to do it again.
    • Debbie Rochon (“Ness”), in which she talks about how a brief mention in the script about lesbian sex turned her into an unwitting cult sexual icon.
    • Wendy Adams (“Ingrid Capulet”), in which she rants about how cheap Lloyd Kaufman is.
    • Lisbeth Kaufman (“Mutant Child”), in which she discusses growing up deformed.
    • Lemmy of Motorhead (“Narrator”), in which he talks about how he got hooked up with Troma and why he still talks to us.
    • Sandee Brockwell (stunt nipple), in which Sandee discusses the life and times of a stunt nipple
    • Willie Wisely (score composer), in which Willie tries to attempt suicide, while Lloyd Kaufman and editor Frank Reynolds try to talk him down.
    • Andrew Weiner (associate producer/casting director), in which Andrew talks about everything that went wrong, and the Playboy Playmate who stripped unprompted while auditioning.
    • Franny Baldwin (line producer/production manager), in which Franny talks about everything that went wrong, from stunt mishaps to falling asleep at the wheel and crashing into a parked car.
    • Dylan Forer (grip/driver/PA), in which Dylan talks about life for a working production assistant, and what it’s like to prepare dressing rooms for the Academy Awards TV broadcast.
    • Dan Epstein (production assistant), in which Dan talks about dealing with crack whores on the set and his inability to get laid while working on TROMEO AND JULIET.
    • TERROR FIRMER’s Joe Lynch and Stephen Blackehart, in which they compare the experiences of making TROMEO and TERROR FIRMER, they discuss the legacy of TROMEO, and they discuss life after Troma.

  • SLITHER-ING THROUGH HOLLYWOOD : The complete, uncut, extended edition of Lloyd Kaufman’s video diary from the set of James Gunn’s SLITHER (as previously included in shortened form on the LOLLILOVE DVD, and also on the forthcoming DVD for SLITHER, releasing Oct. 24.)

  • GETTING HOSTEL WITH HOLLYWOOD : James Gunn and Lloyd Kaufman visit Eli Roth’s birthday party.

  • Two recreations of classic TROMEO AND JULIET scenes by fans Christopher Thomas and Gregory P. Smith.

  • Willie Wisely music video, featuring Andy Dick and Playboy Playmate of the Year Kara Monaco

  • Long-Lost Rehearsal Footage of Jane Jensen and Debbie Rochon’s Sapphic Scene

  • Classic Troma movie introductions, movie clips, and TROMA’S EDGE TV featurettes featuring the cast of TROMEO AND JULIET

  • 3 Easter Eggs (they’re all on disc 2)

  • And more. . .

Roan Archival Entertainment, Classic Hollywood and Film Noir Movies!WHERE TRAILS DIVIDE

This disc has almost as many features as the TROMEO 2-disc. Okay, not really. This is another classic B-movie western from the Roan Archive, featuring Tom Keene as a lawyer who becomes a lawman in order to face the gang of toughs that have suckered his brother into joining them. It also features one of the slowest chase scenes in movie history; it runs for about twelve minutes.

Until next time,
Wash out your skidmarks,

To read my previous ramblings, here's your list of selections:

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